Showing posts with label Mondays Make Duderino Want To Hurt Himself. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mondays Make Duderino Want To Hurt Himself. Show all posts

August 25, 2008

Aw Mom, Just Five More Minutes...


The last three weeks have been great. But today, Duderino goes back to school.

No more Thursday happy hours. No more weekend road trips. No more fun.

So long free time, Duderino will see you in December.

Happy Friggin' Monday. You'll have to excuse Duderino if he isn't exactly enthused this morning.

August 18, 2008

Quote of the Day...

"Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself."

- The Dude

August 4, 2008

Quote of the Day...


"Yes, Walter, you're right. There is an unspoken message here. It's "FUCK YOU, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!"

...Yeah, I'll be at practice."

- The Dude

Somebody Call Al Gore...

Duderino is sans internets. Anyone with a direct connection to Mr. Interweb, feel free to solocit his assistance.

Duderino hates this blackerry...

July 28, 2008

Quote of the Day...


[NO IMAGE...JUST USE YOUR ACTIVE IMAGINATION]

The Dude: Who the fuck are you, man?
Knox Harrington: [giggles] Oh, just a friend of Maudie's.
The Dude: Yeah, a friend with a cleft asshole?
Mondays are an awful awful day. Just not right...

Those Are Some Good Burgers, Dude...


The Coors Light vented can.

Simply put - the best innovation in beer drinking this side of last week.

Duderino doesn't even like Coors Light. Actually, he thinks he'd probably be better off drinking anthrax. But frankly, if anthrax came pouring out of a vented can, Duderino'd probably happily drink that too.

/Coors Light flows like water...

...and tastes like it too.

Happy Monday you budding Nihilists, you.

July 21, 2008

Quote of the Day...

"So if you could just write me my check for ten percent of a half a million... five grand... I'll go out and mingle."
- The Dude (to Jackie Treehorn)
Duderino has summer semester final #1 this evening. Wish him luck...

July 14, 2008

Quote of the Day...

Who the fuck are the Knutsens?
- The Dude
Monday. Ugh.

This Is Social Networking, There Are Rules...


Or perhaps there are not...

Duderino believes firmly in the value of social networking. You know, Myspace, Facebook, going to bars. That sort of thing. However, he's noticed a couple of interesting phenomena surrounding social networking on these here internets that he just doesn't get.

Number one is friending strangers.

Duderino has received multiple requests recently to befriend complete strangers who will be attending his law school in the Fall. He has never met these individuals nor does he care if he ever does. Is he going to correspond with these people? No. Is he going to see them around school? Probably not (Duderino is a part time evening student).

Number two is friending people you went to high school with, but never hung out with, were part of a mutual circle of friends with, nor ever even had a conversation with.

If Duderino didn't talk to you then, he probably has no interest in catching up with you now. What are we going to wax nostalgiac about that time we passed each other in the hall after 10th Grade Social Studies? Duderino thinks not.

Perhaps this makes Duderino come off as a bit of a dick. But frankly, he's a private person and doesn't really like to share his private information with people he doesn't even know. Is that such a crime?

Anybody care to explain these curious behaviors to Duderino?

July 7, 2008

Quote of the Day...


The Dude: Hey, cool it Walter. Look, pal, there never was any money. The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him, man.
Walter: And, I would like my undies back.

An Homage...


To one of Duderino's favorite blogs on these here internets.

Monday's a good day for this...ease our way in.

June 30, 2008

Dubya Answers The Call...


That's right sir, terrorism is everywhere.

Oh, Monday. It'd be a whole lot cooler if it was Friday.

June 23, 2008

Quote of the Day...

"No, without a hostage, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules."
- Walter
This is not 'nam, this is Monday, there are rules. Welcome to the new week duders...let's make it a good one.

Reason #637 Why Duderino Loves His Friends...


[IMAGE NOT SUITABLE FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION]

Text Message from Friend #1 - Sunday, 8:10 PM ~ "[Strip Club] @9? Friend #2 is driving."

On a Sunday evening. The strip club. Seriously.

June 16, 2008

Quote of the Day...

"Also, let's not forget - let's *not* forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, uh, within the city, uh, I mean - that ain't legal either."

- Walter
Never did quite get to posting anything cool today. Condolences.

June 9, 2008

Quote of the Day...

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax. You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!"

- Walter
Pure genius.

Something Is Broken In Tinseltown...


For the last few years the Hollywood entertainment machine has bellyached about an ongoing decline in moviegoers. It seems the proverbial finger is being pointed at us, the consumers.

Duderino would like to offer an alternate explanation...

Perhaps the problem is that no one is interested in watching Adam Sandler play an ass-kicking hairdresser.

Just a thought.

Whatever happened to creative gems like Weekend at Bernie's?

Happy Monday, suckers.

June 2, 2008

Quote of the Day...

The Dude: You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?
Walter: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
Last week was awful quiet, huh? We'll try and make that the exception and not the rule. Maybe if some of the other "staff" every wrote anything, this blog might get updated more than once a week...Duderino, for one, is not holding his breath though...

No Thong?...Denied!


You mean a bunch of dudes wearing banana hammocks can't even get together and build a human pyramid anymore? What is this country coming to? Really!

What am I blathering about? I'll tell you what I'm blathering about. Apparently some politically conscious young chaps in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania got themselves in some hot water back in 2004 for protesting the Iraq War by, you guessed it, building a human pyramid while wearing nothing but thongs. Guess the police out in Amish Country don't much care for public lewdness.

Anyways, these zealous young men recently got some unfortunate news. Their bid to revive a civil suit against the troopers who arrested them was shut down by a 3rd Circuit Federal Court. On May 23, the 3rd Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals upheld a lower court decision from 2006 stating that PA State Troopers had probable cause to arrest the capricious youths because it looked like they were completely naked. Sounds fair enough, right? But I mean, if a man can't protest the Iraq War in a thong, how can he protest it? Seriously...

And just so we're clear - Duderino finds absolutely no correlation between his Southeastern Pennsylvania roots and penchant for wearing thongs...I mean...

Thong-Clad Protesters Stripped of Civil Rights Suit [Legal Intelligencer]

May 19, 2008

Quote of the Day...

[No Good Images Today, Condolences...]
"Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski? [Dude walks out and shuts door] The bums will always lose!"
- The Big Lebowski
Guess Duderino never did get around to any kind of social commentary and/or rant today. Sorry folks, Duderino sends his condolences...