Quote of the Day...

"It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past."
- The Dude

Quote of the Day...

"No, I'm saying, if he knows I'm a fuck-up, why does he leave me in charge of getting his wife back?"
- The Dude

In continuation of yesterday's stellar quote...

PS - thank God tomorrow's Friday!

Quote of the Day...

The Dude: I mean we totally fucked it up man, we fucked up this payoff, we got the kidnappers all mad at us, and Lebowski, ya know, he yelled at me a lot but he didn't do anything, huh?
Walter: Well, sometimes, it's a cathartic...

Quote of the Day...

The Dude: Walter, he peed on my rug!
Donny: He peed on the Dude's rug.
Walter: Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!

Quote of the Day...

The Dude: And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man.
Walter: You mean... beyond pacifism?

Quote of the Day...

Who the fuck are the Knutsens?
- The Dude

Monday. Ugh.

Quote of the Day...

The Dude: Hey, cool it Walter. Look, pal, there never was any money. The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him, man.
Walter: And, I would like my undies back.

Quote of the Day...

Walter: Look, Larry. Have you ever heard of Vietnam?
The Dude: Oh, for Christ's sake, Walter...

It's Monday. You're all entering a world of pain.

Quote of the Day...

The Dude: Dude. The bag man, man. Where do you want us to go?
Nihilist: Us?
The Dude: Uh. Yeah, uh. Me and, uh, the driver. I'm not handling the money, driving the car and talking on the phone all at the same time.

Duderino kind of feels like he's handling the money, driving the car and talking on the phone all at the same time right now...Long day to start a short week...fasten your seatbelts...

Quote of the Day...

The Dude: Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.

Walter: So, what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

Have a very DUDE weekend everyone, catch you on the flipside!

Quote of the Day...

Maude: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey

Duderino wouldn't mind fixing some cable sometime soon...too much?

Quote of the Day...

Walter: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...
The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.

Quote of the Day...

Walter Sobchak: You're entering a world of pain, son. We know that this is your homework. We know that you stole the car.
The Dude: And the fucking money.
Walter Sobchak: And the fucking money. And, we know that this is your homework.
The Dude: We're going to cut your dick off, Larry.

Quote of the Day...

"Shit yeah, the achievers."

- The Dude

Quote of the Day...

Walter: Also, let's not forget - let's NOT forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that ain't legal either.
The Dude: What are you, a fucking park ranger now?

Quote of the Day...

Maude: Uli Kunkol? Her co-star in the beaver picture?
The Dude: Beaver? Uhhhh, you mean vagina...? I mean, you know the guy?

Quote of the Day...

"I'll tell you what I'm blathering about...I've got information man! New shit has come to light! And shit...man, she kidnapped herself...Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers...and that's cool...that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because...she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?"

- The Dude

Man, Duderino's gotta feed the monkey...that guy is starving right about now...as is Duderino (metaphorically that is). Happy Hump Day - two more 'til the weekend!

Quote of the Day...

The Big Lebowski: Are you surprised at my tears, sir?
The Dude: No, fuckin' A!

Quote of the Day...

"Hey, this is a private residence, man!"

- The Dude

It's Monday, what more do you want from me...let the countdown to Friday begin...wake me up on Thursday.

Quote of the Day...

"Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!"

- The Dude

Happy drinking this weekend friends. Remember, be safe - wrap it up.

PS - Sorry for the lack of posts this week. I promise to make it up to you later in oral favors. Unless you're a dude...