Quote of the Day...

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The Dude: Who the fuck are you, man?
Knox Harrington: [giggles] Oh, just a friend of Maudie's.
The Dude: Yeah, a friend with a cleft asshole?

Mondays are an awful awful day. Just not right...

Those Are Some Good Burgers, Dude...

The Coors Light vented can.

Simply put - the best innovation in beer drinking this side of last week.

Duderino doesn't even like Coors Light. Actually, he thinks he'd probably be better off drinking anthrax. But frankly, if anthrax came pouring out of a vented can, Duderino'd probably happily drink that too.

/Coors Light flows like water...

...and tastes like it too.

Happy Monday you budding Nihilists, you.