Quote of the Day...

"First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex. Secondly, this a fucking show dog with fucking papers. You can't board it. It gets upset, its hair falls out."
- Walter

Quote of the Day...

"It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past."
- The Dude

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"No, I'm saying, if he knows I'm a fuck-up, why does he leave me in charge of getting his wife back?"
- The Dude

In continuation of yesterday's stellar quote...

PS - thank God tomorrow's Friday!

Quote of the Day...

The Dude: I mean we totally fucked it up man, we fucked up this payoff, we got the kidnappers all mad at us, and Lebowski, ya know, he yelled at me a lot but he didn't do anything, huh?
Walter: Well, sometimes, it's a cathartic...

Quote of the Day...

"Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself."

- The Dude

Quote of the Day...

Donny: Are they gonna hurt us, Walter?
Walter: No, Donny. These men are cowards.

Apologies for the lack of quote yesterday and lack of "substantive" post today. Duderino's super busy and even though this blog started as a collaborative effort of five, it has dwindled to effectively just Duderino.

I mean, I'm sure you're all sitting there hitting refresh waiting for whatever is next, right? Sorry to disappoint...

Quote of the Day...

The Dude: Walter, he peed on my rug!
Donny: He peed on the Dude's rug.
Walter: Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!

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The Dude: Fuckin' Quintana... that creep can roll, man.
Walter: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.

Quote of the Day...

"Yes, Walter, you're right. There is an unspoken message here. It's "FUCK YOU, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!"

...Yeah, I'll be at practice."

- The Dude

Quote of the Day...

Walter: The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary.
Donny: Who's in pajamas Walter?
Walter: Shut the fuck up, Donny.

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The Dude: Who the fuck are you, man?
Knox Harrington: [giggles] Oh, just a friend of Maudie's.
The Dude: Yeah, a friend with a cleft asshole?

Mondays are an awful awful day. Just not right...

Quote of the Day...

"Are you ready to be fucked, man?"
- The Jesus

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The Dude: And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man.
Walter: You mean... beyond pacifism?

Quote of the Day...

"So if you could just write me my check for ten percent of a half a million... five grand... I'll go out and mingle."
- The Dude (to Jackie Treehorn)

Duderino has summer semester final #1 this evening. Wish him luck...

Quote of the Day...

"Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!"
- Walter

Continuing our string of classic Big Lebowski moments. This is by far one of Duderino's favorite lines...hope you all agree.

Quote of the Day...

The Dude: We dropped off the damn money...
The Big Lebowski: We?
The Dude: I! The Royal "we"! You know, the editorial...

Duderino can't believe he hasn't used that one yet...must be classic week around here. Yesterday, now today. Two solid gold treasures.

Are we having fun yet? That's the actual "we." You know, NOT the editorial...

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This makes me sick. Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet, this fucking whore...
- Walter

A classic one for you on this fine awful Tuesday.

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Who the fuck are the Knutsens?
- The Dude

Monday. Ugh.

Quote of the Day...

Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?
Walter: No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.

Quote of the Day...

The Dude: Hey, cool it Walter. Look, pal, there never was any money. The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him, man.
Walter: And, I would like my undies back.