Quote of the Day...

Walter: Well that's just, that's the stress talking, Dude. So far we have what looks to me like a series of victimless crimes...

The Dude: What about the toe?

Walter: FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!

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Insert witty and/or clever quote-related comment from Duderino here...

What's A Pederast, Walter?

Pop Quiz - if you saw "Man with A Van" written on a business card, would you think:

a. Furniture Assembler
or
b. Pederast

That's what Duderino thought. Eight-year-olds, dude.

** UPDATE: Thanks to the "spelling czar" for correcting Duderino. It's "pederast," not "pederass." Though the latter certainly sounds funnier to Duderino.