What's A Pederast, Walter?

Pop Quiz - if you saw "Man with A Van" written on a business card, would you think:

a. Furniture Assembler
or
b. Pederast

That's what Duderino thought. Eight-year-olds, dude.

** UPDATE: Thanks to the "spelling czar" for correcting Duderino. It's "pederast," not "pederass." Though the latter certainly sounds funnier to Duderino.