March 6, 2008
Disturbing Trend of the Week...
Here's a fun one (no, it's not what it seems. I just like that picture) -"born again virgins."
So just to recap - we've gone from men wearing rainboots to kids spending too much time in front of a computer or TV screen to marketing jargon. Now, "born again virgins."
These crazy assholes actually believe that a little repentance and a $5,000 surgical procedure can give a woman back that which was once considered her "flower."
Duderino doesn't really even know where to begin here. Look, I applaud your want to reclaim your womanhood and try and restore some what-have-you. But I find it hard to believe that a little snip snip can erase all the memories of your sexual past, least of all your first time.
Maybe I'm just not getting it...in fact, I'm sure I'm not getting it...but to Duderino this sounds like a whole lot of douchebaggery.
Words to live by: Be yourself. Ain't nobody gonna like you as anyone else...unless of course that someone else is Kristin Bell...I'd let her be anyone she wanted to be...call me Kristin.
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