Quote of the Day...

"All right, Plan B. You might want to watch out the front window there, Larry....This is what happens when you FUCK a STRANGER in the ASS, Larry."

- Walter

Thank god it's Friday. Duderino needs to go back to bed. Naptime...

Quote of the Day...

Donny: Are they gonna hurt us, Walter?
Walter: No, Donny. These men are cowards.

Apologies for the lack of quote yesterday and lack of "substantive" post today. Duderino's super busy and even though this blog started as a collaborative effort of five, it has dwindled to effectively just Duderino.

I mean, I'm sure you're all sitting there hitting refresh waiting for whatever is next, right? Sorry to disappoint...

Quote of the Day...

The Dude: Walter, he peed on my rug!
Donny: He peed on the Dude's rug.
Walter: Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!

Quote of the Day...

Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?
Walter: No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.

Quote of the Day...

Walter: Well that's just, that's the stress talking, Dude. So far we have what looks to me like a series of victimless crimes...

The Dude: What about the toe?

Walter: FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!

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Insert witty and/or clever quote-related comment from Duderino here...

Quote of the Day...

Walter: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...
The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.

Quote of the Day...

"Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit."

- Walter

It's Monday man, it's Monday.

Quote of the Day...

Walter: Does he still write?
Pilar: Oh no no, he has health problems.

Man, we are way behind here. Sorry friends, all day corporate meetings at the end of last week kept Duderino from posting insightful and stimulating commentary on important issues such as born again virginity and US Weekly. Not sure what happened to the rest of the "staff." We'll do better this week...I hope.

Quote of the Day...

"Eh, fuck it dude. Let's go bowling."

- Walter

Quote of the Day...

"...fucking dog has fucking papers...OVER THE LINE!

T minus three days 'til Los Angeles...prepare thyself, California.

Quote of the Day...

Walter: "That's the simple part dude, we make the hand off, I grab one of them and beat it out of them."
The Dude: "That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch."

Quote of the Day...

"I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude. At least it's an ethos."

- Walter