Quote of the Day...

The Dude: [looks at man lazing in the pool] Are you sure he won't mind?
Bunny Lebowski: Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a Nihilist.
The Dude: Ah, that must be exhausting.

Are You There, Senator McCain? It's Me, P Diddy...

"Alaska? You should've gotten Michelle Obama to be your running mate. Now, THAT would've been something strategic and fly."

Well played, Sir Diddy. Well played.

Quote of the Day...

"No, Walter, it did NOT look like Larry was about to crack! ... Well That's your perception."
- The Dude

Must Have Item of the Day Century...

Ladies and gentleman, I give you - the 10th Anniversary Edition of the cinematic masterpiece which was the inspiration for this blog.

The film that spawned so much of Duderino's day-to-day idioms has found the most appropriate packaging ever.

Well played, someone (whoever came up with this gem).

Life Lesson of the Day...

To Whom It May Concern,
If you have to announce to the world every little thing you do, you're probably too insecure. Sort that out. Nobody likes a braggart.

Sincerely,

- Duderino

Get The Hell Outta Here...

Duderino doesn't care how many gold medals Michael Phelps wins, Duderino is not watching the fucking Olympics.

No offense to anyone who does.

But Duderino thinks any time you have an event like "Women's 10 Metre Air Pistol," but not Soccer, Baseball or Softball, those are some suboptimal odds.

The Olympics? Come on, now.

Quote of the Day...

The Dude: Fuckin' Quintana... that creep can roll, man.
Walter: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.

Quote of the Day...

"Leads, yeah, sure. I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts!"
- Random Cop

Video provided for easy context. Enjoy!

They Were Nazis, Dude?

Hey, have you ever noticed there are a lot of angry people on the internets?

Duderino has too.

But it's not so much that they're angry, really. Duderino thinks it's more that this is probably their one chance to convey their unencumbered opinion about who should be the next American Idol and gosh darn it if they're gonna let someone else tell them that Clay Aiken is better than Ruben Studdard.

That's definitely it.

/Duderino is trying to be very dude today...

Quote of the Day...

The Dude: And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man.
Walter: You mean... beyond pacifism?

Chicks of Corporate America...

Question - Is there anything less attractive on a woman than a suit?

Duderino doesn't think so.

Yet day after day he continues to see women wearing them.

Call him a purist, but Duderino prefers his women to dress like, well, women.

Ladies of the greater New York City area, please correct this disturbing behavior immediately.

Thanks.

- Duderino

PS - suit is ok on this chickadee above, however. Call me.

Quote of the Day...

The Dude: We dropped off the damn money...
The Big Lebowski: We?
The Dude: I! The Royal "we"! You know, the editorial...

Duderino can't believe he hasn't used that one yet...must be classic week around here. Yesterday, now today. Two solid gold treasures.

Are we having fun yet? That's the actual "we." You know, NOT the editorial...

Isn't Capitalism Fun?

This past weekend, whilst walking his favorite pup, Duderino overheard perhaps the perfect summation of American society today (well maybe not today specifically, but you get the idea).

A child of 7 or 8 said to his father, "Dad, let's go buy something."

If that isn't an illustration of quintessential American capitalism, Duderino doesn't know what is.

And maybe, just maybe Duderino was a little jealous. Because when he has a child of 7 or 8, he won't be in any financial position to entertain that sort of request. Thank you, law school loans.

Happy Wednesday. I urge you to be very dude today.

Quote of the Day...

"Who's got your undies, Walter?"
- Donny

Those Are Some Good Burgers, Dude...

Tell Duderino that's not the best sounding award ever?

Just give it a second to sink in...

Quote of the Day...

"Of course the car made it home. You're calling me at home!"
- The Dude

Quote of the Day...

"Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot!"
- The Dude

This exchange has come full circle. One of Duderino's favorite moments in the film. I mean, that ain't legal either...

Trends Duderino Just Doesn't Get...

Today's trend - Ducati T-Shirts.

Last time Duderino checked, Ducati was an italian motorcycle company. So when did they decide to get cute and diversify?

But what really compounds the whole thing is - most dudes Duderino has seen wearing these shirts are colossal douchebags. I mean, Rosie-O'Donnell-sized bags of douche.

So Duderino is gonna go ahead and have to ask all you Ducati dudes to step up your fresh gear. Come on, knock it off.

Life lesson of the day -- A t-shirt is no consolation for the fact that you can't afford a hot shot motorcycle. Write that down.

Quote of the Day...

"Fuck the tournament? All right, I can see you don't want to be cheered up here, Dude. Come on Donny, let's go get us a lane."

- Walter

Guilty Pleasure #3,574...

Pinkberry.

Sure, most self respecting straight males wouldn't be caught dead in one. But Duderino likes yogurt. Frozen yogurt, in fact. And he really likes frozen yogurt with Pomegranate seeds.

If that makes him less of a man, so be it. That's nothing new.

PS - do yourself a favor and click that link. The Pinkberry jingle is straight cash...if you're a nine-year old girl. What is this, Candyland?