Quote of the Day...

The Dude: Walter, he peed on my rug!
Donny: He peed on the Dude's rug.
Walter: Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!

No More Beer, Please...

You know you're getting older when it takes you at least a week to recover from three consecutive nights of hard drinking.

Duderino used to live for three day benders. Now, they damn near kill him.

Ugh, coffee NOW!