A Little Friday Light Reading...

WebMD.com - "6 Sex Mistakes Men Make"

Hey, I got a question. How come we men are always the problem? Are women not just as capable of making sex mistakes?

I mean listen, Duderino's no Wilt Chamberlain. But he's been with a few ladies in his day. And in his experience, they ain't all as good as they thinks they is. If ya' know what he's sayin'...

Either way, Duderino still probably needs to get laid in the near future. Feel free to contribute to the cause.

Kidding. Sort of. Um....

Something Is Broken In Tinseltown...

For the last few years the Hollywood entertainment machine has bellyached about an ongoing decline in moviegoers. It seems the proverbial finger is being pointed at us, the consumers.

Duderino would like to offer an alternate explanation...

Perhaps the problem is that no one is interested in watching Adam Sandler play an ass-kicking hairdresser.

Just a thought.

Whatever happened to creative gems like Weekend at Bernie's?

Happy Monday, suckers.