Quote of the Day...

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax. You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!"

- Walter

Pure genius.

Something Is Broken In Tinseltown...

For the last few years the Hollywood entertainment machine has bellyached about an ongoing decline in moviegoers. It seems the proverbial finger is being pointed at us, the consumers.

Duderino would like to offer an alternate explanation...

Perhaps the problem is that no one is interested in watching Adam Sandler play an ass-kicking hairdresser.

Just a thought.

Whatever happened to creative gems like Weekend at Bernie's?

Happy Monday, suckers.