Sex Slaves

Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
Brandt: Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.
Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Brandt: Ah haha. That's marvelous.
The Dude: Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

This dude does not abide. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Are we all losing touch with reality?

Something Is Broken In Tinseltown...

For the last few years the Hollywood entertainment machine has bellyached about an ongoing decline in moviegoers. It seems the proverbial finger is being pointed at us, the consumers.

Duderino would like to offer an alternate explanation...

Perhaps the problem is that no one is interested in watching Adam Sandler play an ass-kicking hairdresser.

Just a thought.

Whatever happened to creative gems like Weekend at Bernie's?

Happy Monday, suckers.