Poor Wardrobe Choices...

On his way to the PATH this morning, Duderino found himself in an interesting predicament.

See, he chose a white polo today to complement his jeans and awesomeness. But it seems at least two other dudes in Hoboken, NJ made the same choice, and were also walking to the PATH this morning around the same time. So Duderino was walking within 10 feet of at least two other dudes wearing white polos.

Consequently, he hasn't felt so Vanilla in quite a while. Good times on a Tuesday morning.