Quote of the Day...

"Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot!"
- The Dude

This exchange has come full circle. One of Duderino's favorite moments in the film. I mean, that ain't legal either...

Trends Duderino Just Doesn't Get...

Today's trend - Ducati T-Shirts.

Last time Duderino checked, Ducati was an italian motorcycle company. So when did they decide to get cute and diversify?

But what really compounds the whole thing is - most dudes Duderino has seen wearing these shirts are colossal douchebags. I mean, Rosie-O'Donnell-sized bags of douche.

So Duderino is gonna go ahead and have to ask all you Ducati dudes to step up your fresh gear. Come on, knock it off.

Life lesson of the day -- A t-shirt is no consolation for the fact that you can't afford a hot shot motorcycle. Write that down.