Sometimes Duderino can have some pretty random thoughts. And sometimes those thoughts end up sounding kind of "fruity," honestly. Typically this happens with respect to fashion. To be more precise - Poor Fashion, the poor fashion of these oblivious souls who roam the streets of Manhattan.
This morning Duderino had one such thought. And naturally, he'd like to share it with you all so you can reaffirm what he already knows - he can be one pina colada loving son of a bitch. Thought was as follows:
"Seriously honey, take that hat off. What are you Indiana Jones?"
Granted she didn't look like it was Halloween, but you get the idea. I mean call Duderino old fashioned but he likes his women to look like...well, women. Lose the Fedora. They're solely for circa 1930's gangsters and Kevin Federline.
Let the mocking commence.
EDITOR'S NOTE: THIS IMAGE IN NO WAY RESEMBLES THE ACTUAL CHICK DUDERINO SAW. OBVIOUSLY THIS ONE IS MUCH HOTTER...