April 8, 2008

Moderately Homosexual Thought of the Day...

Sometimes Duderino can have some pretty random thoughts. And sometimes those thoughts end up sounding kind of "fruity," honestly. Typically this happens with respect to fashion. To be more precise - Poor Fashion, the poor fashion of these oblivious souls who roam the streets of Manhattan.

This morning Duderino had one such thought. And naturally, he'd like to share it with you all so you can reaffirm what he already knows - he can be one pina colada loving son of a bitch. Thought was as follows:

"Seriously honey, take that hat off. What are you Indiana Jones?"


Granted she didn't look like it was Halloween, but you get the idea. I mean call Duderino old fashioned but he likes his women to look like...well, women. Lose the Fedora. They're solely for circa 1930's gangsters and Kevin Federline.

Let the mocking commence.

EDITOR'S NOTE: THIS IMAGE IN NO WAY RESEMBLES THE ACTUAL CHICK DUDERINO SAW. OBVIOUSLY THIS ONE IS MUCH HOTTER...

5 comments:

The Immortal Silky Johnson said...

If thinking that this chick looks hot is gay, than I don't want to be straight... errr I hope that comes out... I mean Gay... I mean!

Marc said...

I'd bang her hat and all.

ineedone said...

id pee in her butthole

itdontmattertojess said...

Too far...

ineedone said...

dont be jealous. everyone knows what jealousy really is. a sickness. are you down with the sickness? yeah thought so. pee, butt, holes, stupid chics trying to be IN Diana Jones, they like it.