"Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard."Honestly, El Duderino has been getting really tired of the daily New York grind lately. Fighting people on the street, fighting people on the subway, fighting people in the bar. If you value personal space (or merit) like Duderino does, you can pretty much assume that Manhattan would make you want to stick a fork in your eye.
- Baz Luhrmann
So El Duderino has all but decided to make a move out west to good ol' Southern California. Sure there's a shit load of traffic out there, and you have to drive everywhere, which obviously doesn't help. But overall I think Duderino could really benefit from a more relaxed environment in which people seem to be just as focused on enjoying life as they are on the day to day minutiae (of course this is a generalization and as we all well know, locale does not necessarily dictate attitude/personalities).
Anyways, Duderino has been weighing the pros and cons (strikes and gutters). So he thought he might share them with you, and get your opinion(s) on the matter.
| STRIKES | GUTTERS |
| Surfing is a daily option | Duderino doesn't know how to surf |
| The temperature never dips below 40 (it doesn't, right?) | Duderino can't wear as many hooded sweatshirts |
| Mountains, wineries, beach, and Hollywood are all within driving distance | Would likely mean less Nintendo Wii for Duderino |
| Two words: Medicinal Marijuana | ...Still can't see how this is a bad thing |
| Duderino's dog will [probably] have plenty of room to run around | Duderino's dog will sleep less |
| Ralph's sells alcoholic beverages | Might miss getting fucked in the ass by A&P's prices |
In otherwords, I think the answer is clear...
Is there a Ralph's around here?
4 comments:
Wow. Look at you rock out with Photoshop. Congrats on the skills, my friend.
What, no love for the HTML hard coded table?
TRUE!
Haha, I just noticed you quoted Baz Luhrmann's sunscreen song... Weirdo.
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