February 20, 2008

10 reasons why Titan is the best American Gladiator. EVER.

Reason 1. He's pretty.
Reason 2. He's beefy.
Reason 3. At 6' 3"/251 lbs., he's pretty beefy.

Reason 4. He's got good sportsmanship.
Reason 5. His thighs are bigger than your WHOLE body.
Reason 6. He can joust your ass under the table.

Reason 7. He doesn't rely on some stupid gimic like his fellow Gladiators, Toa, Justice, or Wolf. (barf)

Reason 8. Helga may be a beast, but she gets knocked down too easily.

Reason 9. So pretty.

Reason 10. He reminds me of Zack Morris. Zack Attack!

Titan's real name is Michael O'Hearn and he's been featured on over 470 magazine covers, was voted Fitness Model of the Year 7—I repeat—SEVEN times, and earned the title of Mr. Natural Universe 4-times. He's the best.

Also, for all you haters of the new revival show—note that Michael is the only individual to be a Gladiator on both the original 1989-96 series and the 2008 revival of American Gladiators. I heart Wikipedia.

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