Talk About Jokes...

They must have gone with this title because Kathy Griffin already had "My Life on the D-List" trademarked.

Seriously, NBC. Don't insult our intelligence.

Fucking Amazing...

Duderino'll bet some asian dude did this. Asians are super smart. No American could ever think of, let alone execute a plan like this. Fucking MIT and shit.

PS - Duderino sincerely apologizes for the lack of posts recently. But it is football season. And law school season. And work season. So, umm, he'll do his best to keep this place up to date. But he can't guarantee any regularity. Condolences.

Inappropriate!

There's probably nothing worse than humidity. That shit can make 80 degrees feel like 8,000. And when you live in a densely populated, major metropolis in which everyone walks and seems to always take the same Subway line you take, that makes it even worse.

Thus, Duderino would give anything to be out in California right now...sipping a mojito, pondering some waves and listening to The Doors.

Oh, and theweatherchannel.com totally lies. There is definitely more than 57% humidity today. More like 97%...

/commence daydreaming...

Quote of the Day...

The Dude: [looks at man lazing in the pool] Are you sure he won't mind?
Bunny Lebowski: Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a Nihilist.
The Dude: Ah, that must be exhausting.

Are You There, Senator McCain? It's Me, P Diddy...

"Alaska? You should've gotten Michelle Obama to be your running mate. Now, THAT would've been something strategic and fly."

Well played, Sir Diddy. Well played.

Inevitability...

It means that no matter where you are - whether it be in the Subway tubes, on the street, or in a car - someone will not know where they are going and prevent YOU from getting where you're going efficiently.

Guarantee this has happened to you at some point, somewhere.

Tonight - Watch Conan O'Brien!

Some of Duderino's friends from High School, The Spring Standards, are going to be the musical guests!

This is a great achievement for these three ruffians from Southeast PA/Northwest DE and Duderino is super excited for them. They've been kicking ass for a solid, I don't know, ten years at least, now. And clearly, they're kicking even more ass today!

Congrats to James, James and Heather. Duderino will be watching!!

/though our joint acoustic rendition of Green Day's Welcome to Paradise in James' basement may still be my fondest memory of these three...