Get The Hell Outta Here...

Duderino doesn't care how many gold medals Michael Phelps wins, Duderino is not watching the fucking Olympics.

No offense to anyone who does.

But Duderino thinks any time you have an event like "Women's 10 Metre Air Pistol," but not Soccer, Baseball or Softball, those are some suboptimal odds.

The Olympics? Come on, now.