Aside from their mascara running, emo kids have a new reason to dry their eyes. It causes pregnancy!
Yep, "Emo" rocker Pete Wentz and his fiance Ashlee Simpson are joining the prestigious ranks of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. They're having a baby.
Like Richie and Madden, I am sure that their child will have a beautiful (FUCKING WEIRD) name. When did being parent become so cool and trendy? These people are train wrecks, what makes them think that they should be raising children? Seriously, they have hard time taking care of themselves. Having kids for the sake of having them is not cool!!!!! I repeat, "Having kids for the sake of having them is not cool!!!!!" Children should not be trivialized, and placed on the same level as fashion, or music.
It's only a matter of time before hotel heiress and "role model" Paris Hilton, and current beau Benji Madden will announce that they are expecting. Then Harlow Winter Kate Madden will have the two friends needed to complete the unholy trinity.