Carnal Sin and tissues are here to save the day. According to a study done by Aussie Researchers men who masturbate more than 5 times a week were 1/3 less likely to develop prostate cancer! According to the study the prostate creates a fluid that is involved in ejaculation, and by rubbing one (or six) out you flush carcinogens. This is the kind of news that every man should be celebrating. I for one am (not at the present though)going to celebrate this miracle discovery. So now you don't have to be embarrassed that you are going blind. Tell your mom that you're, "Doing your part in the fight against cancer!"
3 comments:
So you're saying that between this and my one a day vitamins, my junk should be cancer free?
ive already tricked a couple handjobs and blowjobs out of the local hooknastys. glorious. everyone do their part to fight the cancer!
Has anyone started a study on transmitting cancer to, "hooknastys" by means of fellatio?
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