March 24, 2008

Bye Bye testical...uhh I mean terrestial radio

"The Justice Department approved Sirius Satellite Radio's $5 billion buyout of rival XM Satellite Radio on Monday, saying the deal was unlikely to hurt competition or consumers. "

For those of you who have no idea what the hell is going on, ill fill you in real quick.

1. Sirius radio is satellite radio, and so is XM radio.

2. Sirius is the cooler more BAMF(bad ass mother fucker) of the two and was like YO! bitchass XM were buying you because we can.

3. Some greedy douchebags started crying saying it was going to be a monopoly and hurt consumers. This being because they were not smart enough in the first place to jump into satellite radio and/or pay Howard Stern (the greatest radio guy of all time arguably) enough money.

4. HAHAHA Sirius wins, I win (because I have Sirius), and you (the man) LOSE.

5. Heres a link for a little more info

My advice, get it. Howard Stern is great. Jason Ellis is great(the future). They have tunes for days man, days.
PS. For more info about Sirius check out their website


El Duderino said...

Attention Sirius/XM accounts payable - please make all promotional checks out to "The Dude Abides c/o El Duderino." Thanks.

El Duderino said...

PS - you spelled testicle wrong. I suggest you invest in a dictionary...dick.

The Immortal Silky Johnson said...

Do not forget to tell them about Radio Faction. Check them out at

Sirius is going to kick ass. Now you get all the sports!

domski43 said...

hopefully the fcc doesnt pull some bullshit out of their ass....thats the only way this gets screwed up.

ineedone said...

1. testi!CAL! sounds cooler
2. spelling nazi