February 15, 2008

Thoughts from the can... Jaime Lynn Spears

So as I was sitting on the porcelain throne, I started rustling through the basket of toilet literature kept for emergency shits, and came upon this wonderful magazine, Star.

Now at first glance this might make any normal man want to shove his cock into a blender and hit the purify button, but hear me out on this one.

We all know the Spears family - how Britney went from wet dream material to the poster child for meth abuse. But in case you were unaware, there is another great young Spears woman I want you all to know about - Jaime Lynn.

If you do not already know this precious gem, she is 16, pregnant, and sluttier then a porn star hot off a coke binge. Exhibit A - this quote in Star:
"Just days before announcing her pregnancy in December, Jamie Lynn shocked a boy at a party by asking him for sex. "It's cool, I'm pregnant," she said. "I can't get pregnant again!"
HAHAHAH, what???? Where were these sluts when I was in high school? NSFW link be careful about clicking this bad boy.

Bunny Lebowski anyone?


El Duderino said...

Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing...I did not watch my brothers die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumphet, this fucking whore...

itdontmattertojess said...

What exactly do you mean by "emergency" shits, Little Nick? What protocol do you take for non-emergency shits?

itdontmattertojess said...

Nick! You owe us another "Thoughts from the can..." blog. Get going!