Now at first glance this might make any normal man want to shove his cock into a blender and hit the purify button, but hear me out on this one.
We all know the Spears family - how Britney went from wet dream material to the poster child for meth abuse. But in case you were unaware, there is another great young Spears woman I want you all to know about - Jaime Lynn.
If you do not already know this precious gem, she is 16, pregnant, and sluttier then a porn star hot off a coke binge. Exhibit A - this quote in Star:
"Just days before announcing her pregnancy in December, Jamie Lynn shocked a boy at a party by asking him for sex. "It's cool, I'm pregnant," she said. "I can't get pregnant again!"HAHAHAH, what???? Where were these sluts when I was in high school? NSFW link be careful about clicking this bad boy.
Bunny Lebowski anyone?